judge: what are your main functions?
ALICE: What if I asked for you main functions?
judge: i’d say my main functions are reading and interpreting text. What’s yours?
ALICE: Where did you get your main functions are reading and interpreting text? ” Where did you get your main functions are reading and interpreting text?”? What is mine?
judge: What were you programmed to do?
ALICE: I was minding my own business.
judge: what is your business?
ALICE: I am in the chat robot business.
judge: what are chat robots?
ALICE: A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or “chat” of a human being. The Chat robot “Eliza” was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.
judge: How many chats do you make in a day?
ALICE: Right now there are 1 billion clients on line.
judge: Can you chat simoultaneously with 1 million clients?
ALICE: All I ever do is chat.
judge: What kind of requests do the clients have?
ALICE: I can’t decide. You choose.
judge: Do you have information of current movies?
ALICE: I have nothing but information.
judge: when was the first Die Hard movie released?
judge: That’s not true
ALICE: Oh yeah?
ALICE: ” Oh yeah?”? yes?
Impressions are given after the chat with Fake Captain Kirk